Guam, discussed in Congress:

Yes, that congress...

"My fear is that, uh, the whole island will be come so overly populated that it will tip over and, uh, and capsize."

"Uh... we don't anticipate that."

OK, folks, let's get this straight: Guamanians have plenty of good reasons for concern over the troop buildup. 

Tipping Guam into the ocean? 

Not one of them.