From now on, Wiki US News will be my first-consulted news source!
Here, for example, is their coverage of some recent political news - I was trying to grab an apposite excerpt, but really you just have to read the whole thing:
OBAMA INTENSIFIES ATTACKS ON CHAMBER
The room adamantly denies that external assets are utilised in its U.S. election efforts, accusing Democrats of orchestrating a wondering smudge crusade during a fearless semipolitical year.
President Obama, speech at a feat in Philadelphia, said “the dweller grouping merit to undergo who is disagreeable to displace their elections” and upraised the existence that foreigners could be resource his opponents.
“You don’t know,” Obama said at the feat for senate politician Joe Sestak and another Democrats. “It could be the lubricator industry. It could modify be foreign-owned corporations. You don’t undergo because they don’t hit to disclose.”
The remarks are conception of a volley of past attacks by Obama and another Democrats on questionable external impact within the politico caucus, whether finished hold for outsourcing jobs by field U.S. corporations or finished external money making its artefact into the coffers of GOP-leaning welfare groups.
The comments also become as Democrats endeavor to manage with an operation of autarkical semipolitical playing aimed at bolstering Republicans, such of it oxyacetylene by donations that do not hit to be revealed to the public. The outlay has additional to a semipolitical surround in which Democrats are in danger of losing curb of both the House and Senate.
David Axelrod, a crowning Obama adviser, said on CBS’s “Face the Nation” that info semipolitical donations to the room and another groups bear “a danger to our democracy.”
Axelrod also took the extraordinary travel of occupation on the room to promulgation interior documents championship up its disceptation that external money is not existence utilised to clear for U.S. semipolitical activities. Democrats hit seized on a inform by a progressive journal alleging that dues from chamber-affiliated playing councils could be utilised in that way.
“If the room opens up its books and says, ‘Here’s where our semipolitical money’s reaching from,’ then we’ll know,” Axelrod said. “But until they do that, every we hit is their assertion.”
The room has vehemently denied the allegations, characterizing them as conception of a fearless strategy to split soured a party takeover of Congress. The playing tap has vowed to pay up to $75 meg on the test elections, primarily in souvenir of Republicans.
Chamber grownup evilness chair blackamoor Collamore titled the Democratic attacks “a conspicuous endeavor to refrain a earnest communicating of Americans’ crowning antecedency – creating jobs and ontogeny the economy.”
The Democratic National Committee began transmission ads over the weekend offensive the room as “shills for bounteous business” and claiming: “It appears they’ve modify condemned external money to pay on our elections.” The ad also attacks Karl Rove, past Dubya brass semipolitical adviser, and Ed Gillespie, past politico National Committee chief, for their ties to dweller Crossroads, an autarkical assemble also outlay bounteous on election ads this year.
You don't know. It could be the lubricator industry. Look out for the Chamber Grownup Evilness Chair Blackamoor!
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>tears<
ReplyDeleteI was so confused because that was impossible to read! In the end I sent it to Paul and asked him if I've become stupid or if this was written by someone who is trying to mask their complete lack of understanding of basic English grammar with large words.
Paul thinks it was digitally auto translated.
I was super relieved that it turned out to be indeed inscrutable! ^_^
Yeah - I think they used a machine translator on it back and forth a couple of times to mask the fact that they're ripping off someone else's copyrighted news articles. Mwahahaha. Their sports reportage is even better than their political coverage... Nick and I laughed ourselves to tears last night reading these aloud.
ReplyDeletehow is it possible to read this out loud?
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