Talk to me, Guam!

Guam, is this love? Or just infatuation? Are we for real, or is this just a fling? I need to know. You look so good to me, and you make me feel so happy. Should we be buying a home? Or should we be ready to run away at any time? Am I going to keep waking up every morning glad to see you? Are you going to be good to me, Guam? Will you give me the support I need, or will you leave me stranded five thousand miles from home with nothing but a pretty view and dreams broken like empty coconut shells?